Blab On New Year’s Resolutions

I resolve to gain weight.

I resolve to keep my closets and drawers messy.

I resolve to be less thoughtful and considerate.

I resolve to complain more.

I resolve to do less writing.

I resolve to spend money on things I don’t need.

I resolve to do less reading.

I resolve to stop exercising.

I resolve to save less money.

I resolve to worry more.

I resolve to have less fun.

There. That ought to do it.